Fluke and luck put together to make a french looking word. is used for things that shouldn't happen or were stupid when happened

Origin: The ancient Russian word "fluck" originated in the early 420's AD, during the Phillepe Dynasty. The duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, King Phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous Russian compound. He began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as "flucking", the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks fuck together in an open area.

(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.

In progress, in continuous change or passage -- but completely fucked no matter what.

A SFW way of saying fuck

An alternative way of swearing that also pays tribute to 1950s bombshell actress Diana Dors, who's original last name was Fluck. The word is always capitalized when written to signify this.

A combination of the phrase "flying fuck"