Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A flubber-cock can be:

1. A fat mans penis, which is surrounded by hanging stomach fat.

2. A softee still used for sex

3. A penis that has cum all over it

4. Robin Williams' gnarled fuck stick
I slapped a bitches face with my flubber-cock
by thatkidwiththeheadphones July 24, 2009
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