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When the anus is blooming with hemroids that appear to form a flower on the entrance of the anus. This is caused by too much or too rough anal sex.
I had sex with Sam last night I totally saw that they had a flower anus!! It was narsty
by eristyn January 18, 2012
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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