Urban Dictionary: Flounders

flounder

This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)

by NataSUF February 25, 2008

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by kyle April 01, 2005

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Flounder

Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.

"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00

by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008

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A women with a vagina that tastes of fish.

Guy 1: "How was Amanda last night?"
Guy 2: "She was nasty, quite a flounder I must say!"

by John Herald Savage January 30, 2016

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A passive guy who helps a female friend through her guy troubles but doesn't really get any of the action.

My boy: Ay man, why you always with that girl?
Some Flounder: She's my friend and going through a tough break up right now.
My boy: you hitting it?
Some Flounder: No, we are just friends
My boy: Damn son, you a flounder

by ValiantBert November 18, 2018