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Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.
Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.
by TWP Fisherman March 16, 2010
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no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.
"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."
by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005
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A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.
Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.
by OrangeElixir August 07, 2013
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Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
by flounder founder April 23, 2009
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To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips
Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.
by Axe Wound 123 November 14, 2008
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An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.
The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.
by Samandor January 24, 2015
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A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.
Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.
by Jpaschen July 20, 2010
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