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a chick who is very cute, Hot babe, Milf. Whatever just as long as they are cute.
Damn yo that flossie wants to give me domerz.
by Shasta May 17, 2006
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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An innocent name referencing a vagina, often used when speaking with children about hygiene.
Little Eva, don't forget to wipe your flossie when you pee.
by Meg710 December 06, 2009
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blonde girl that uses phrases such as

1. you are my mummeh
2. you are my sugar daddeh even though you are a womanthing!
3. GANGBANG
4. don't you just want to put it in a box and rape it
5. Steve he ish a marshmallow!
6. ORGY!
7. up the arse or what?

Also really loves heavy metal music
"I watched queen of the damned with a Flossie last night! She was so random and thinks KoRn are great!"

"Flossie said gangbang and that is what we did."

"Flossie says steve he is a marshmallow!"

"Flossie takes it up the arse."

"Flossie's mummeh is Batman!"
by batmum July 27, 2006
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A flossie, not to be confused with a nasty, is someone who doesn't bathe regularly, has pretty funky breath, and may or may not have an overall greasy appearance. The real difference is that flossies have an excuse, such as being slightly off or molested as a child. Or just being really, really stupid.

They are generally socially fucktarded, gullible, and are the subject to bullying.

Flossies can be good friends with nasties and are usually in their company.

It is more socially acceptable to become friends with a flossie.
Flossie: A bunch of people told me I should try out for the talent show!
Flossie's friend: What do they want you to do?
Flossie: Animal noises.
Flossie's friend: Oh god, no.
by bathe regularly, children. November 14, 2010
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