when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.
Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!
by Deekdel July 25, 2016
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The past tense of the word "flaw", which is an adjective used to describe a person who just bailed, or frequently bails, on commitments. This especially applies to flaking out on social plans, such as going to clubs, theme parks, the movies, concerts, and going on dates.

If someone was flaw to you, they flossed you.
Michael: Bro, are we goin' out tonight?

Brandon: Nah man, I have a chemistry test tomorrow... I gotta study.

Michael: Dude, that's so flaw... you said you would go. You flossed me.
by EmDeeAr October 20, 2011
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When your messages, DMs, or snapchats are flooded by strangers
That girl's DMs were flossed ever since she put her username on tinder.
by Flossed Man November 08, 2018
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Showing off; showing what you've got.
"And we like to floss /
All my diamonds gloss /
I represent the dirty dirty dirty dirty South."
--Lil' Flip
by Bexx January 28, 2005
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To flaunt expensive merchadise such as Iced-out rollies, Jaguars on Triple Golds, Gem-encrusted Pimp goblets, Huge whops of dank hydro, etc.
You can tell that it's Flossin' Season everywhere! (Juvenile, "Flossin' Season")
by Pimp C June 24, 2003
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A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.
Wow, that kid was actually flossing his teeth? They mostly floss their freaking legs nowadays.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
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