(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing white trash to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.
When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.
by Anthony Buonaiuto May 20, 2008
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for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater
That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"
by Hollywood's only White Boy January 06, 2005
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A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.
Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.
by ????? February 08, 2004
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The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)
"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone

A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!
by Ms Crystal Way August 20, 2006
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A small town in New York named solely to confuse the shit out of people. Similar to warwick in size, shape, and dullness.

Also, someone mildly important was born here.
Person 1: I live in Florida.
Person 2: Wow, lucky, I bet its so warm there
Person 1: No, its cold as fuck
Person 2 has been effectively confused.
by what the hell do i put here January 04, 2011
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1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.

2. The State of Misery.

3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.

4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.

2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.

3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!

4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
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