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This sex act is performed by the Male gender. When you are almost ready to jizz* after fucking a girl or a guy, you quickly cum* on their face and fart** at the same time.

*Jizz/Cum: bust a nut
**Fart: ass thunder
Bob: "Last night when Jim was fucking his boyfriend Terry, he gave him a florida firecracker!"
Dave: "Righteous!"
by Jake Feeeline May 23, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.
Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.
by b h August 14, 2007
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A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire
by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021
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