a pretentious and immature middle-class hipster who gives away stds and unwanted pregnancies and then runs away to one of his properties abroad.
"Look at that guy, always showing off his money and trying to be a playa with the ladies"
"Nevermind, feel sorry for those who fall for him. He's just a florian and they will get infected and dumped"
"Nevermind, feel sorry for those who fall for him. He's just a florian and they will get infected and dumped"
by wobobcqge63 May 10, 2012
by Bigbulliedbyflorian June 27, 2020
Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.
Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.
Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.
by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021
When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip
Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019
Nickname for the best boyfriend in the world, originally created by a younger brother who has since spread the term locally. Dr. Florian is someone who is beautiful on the inside and the out. He never fails to make you smile or brighten your day. He is devoted, passionate, honest, and patient. Dr. Florian may only be a well-dressed high schooler to you, but to me he is the entire world.
by sadghostb February 3, 2016
The duo to end all duos, the next motherfucking bonny and clyde kinda motherfuckers. If you cross one of them god himself will come down to fuck you up. They both are genuinely the warmest and most welcoming badasses that are alive. They generally have one charactersitic that is the polar opposite of one of the others characteristic. But they overcome that and profit from their diversity. Elon and Grimes kinda mfers tbh.
Girl A: Damn Girlb B you and your boyfriend are such a Florian & Claudia couple. You are a tankie and he is a cappie.
Girl B: Hihi I know, but we like it and now he pays his taxes not in the US but in Cuba.
Girl B: Hihi I know, but we like it and now he pays his taxes not in the US but in Cuba.
by JustABiologist November 20, 2021
by nutboi69 July 6, 2022