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A girl who is extremely sweet, kind, caring, and of course pretty. She is always willing to help anyone and you know you can always trust her with anything. Even though she seems like a sweet little angel, she has a dark side. Not the bad kind, but the kind that makes all the boys fall for her. She independent, confident, adventurous and flirty.
Florentina is a girl that takes the phrase "she plays the role of an angel in the streets and a tiger in the bed"
by lollishow November 28, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A hot chick who deserves better than she's got. She's the one who's nice to the wrecked crack heads and their pets. She usually has an asshole boyfriend who doesn't appreciate her. She's usually oblivious to the pack of guys who all wish she was in their beds! She's a tiger who'll drain your nuts and have you begging for more.
girl: See that asshole over there? Hes a dick to his girlfriend
other girl: She must be a Florentina
by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
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A very sexy person with many bitches on her dick. Still, she stays celibate, and faithful to our lord. She possesses a fat cat and will run after cats and ducks if she spots them in public.

Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
Wow, who’s that girl in the lake?
Is she stealing a duck?
Must be a Florentina.
by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021
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