Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌

West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.

West Florence High School is full of adventure everyday. From wild cockroaches plotting an invasion over the school while they send out cockroach "Scouts" to survey the area resulting to their deaths from the wrath of massive girls' feet, at the same time causing the guys to run away from their deadly brown figures o.O. To fully qualified teachers possessing dancing skills (so good that it had to be caught on camera) that result to their fat to bulging out of her shirt....and of course because of this skill, she got promoted.... yeah.. (-_-)

West Florence also serves 5 star food, each day ranked 1 star. Monday with "nuggets" Tuesday with "saggyburgers Wednesday with "Hairy Tacos" Friday with "leftovers from the whole week" oh and who would forget the oh so famous Thursday also known as.. "Straight up Grease" day..

Also, the first definition left out the fact that if you want some illegal stuff (pot, drugs, cigarettes), just go to one of the west florence bathrooms between 3rd and 4th block, you will surely find some ;D ...yup

West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of Pokémon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.

A high school located in New Jersey (which is already bad enough) which population consists of morons, cringey freshman, and stoners. The teachers and staff are oblivious to obvious problems within the school and don't give enough of a fuck to fix them. Whenevrt anyone talks shit about anyone nobody does anything. Students there just say they'll do something but they're too tired or stoned to care. As a result, many students show up stoned.

She is a pretty young women. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and sophisticated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. If you know a Florence, you must understand that she is the best.

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