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Floppy Calamari
When you stick a
firework
in your
urethra
and it explodes, proceeding to look like a
peeled banana
.
“Jason put a
firework
in his penis and made a
floppy calamari
out of it
.”
by
Crackston
June 06, 2021
Get a
Floppy Calamari
mug for your Facebook friend James.