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A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.
She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.
by ChechPaslogh February 25, 2020
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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