Person one: "Oh I am far superior to the floor"
Person two: "NOBODY CAN BE BETTER THAN THE FLOOR"
Person one: "The floor is unimportant''
Person two: ''Don't be floorphobic''

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you