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When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted


Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 01, 2007
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