Urban Dictionary: Floor bitch

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Floor bitch

One who is always on the floor whether it be while sleeping, performing sexual favors, etc.

I can't believe Kevin slept on the floor again last night. He is such a floor bitch.

by cougared714 August 30, 2009

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Floor Bitch

One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.

Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!

by DjVileStump March 30, 2010

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Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

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Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

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