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A person who literaly eats out the vagina to the point where it is completly gone
by The flooner February 08, 2015
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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The word Floon was declared by the queen of england as the majesticest word to be ever invented.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.
Tim: "Hi Joe! Did you do the assignment that Mrs. Gooten give us yesterday?"
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."
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A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.
Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!

Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.

Chris: What a couple of floons.
by floontastic August 01, 2013
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The definition of f'loon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell

L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.

O: Obnoxious.

O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.

N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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The idiot's version of "flown", commonly used in Southern United States.
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Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.
Dylan - Is it just me or has this day floon by?

Jacob - Shut the fuck up Dylan you're such an idiot.
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