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Its a dick fart; a sound when your getting a blowjob
"while my GF was giving me a blowjob, i FLOOMP on her lip
by F.db45 March 15, 2018
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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a fart that happens, after your gf gets down to business. It can be a happy floomp, or a sad floomp, depending on how good the bj is.
"When I was getting the BJ, my dick floomped on her lip"
by billy eyelash September 29, 2018
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The sound you make when your hand gets sucked into a black hole in the ceiling.
Floomp! .:all hands go up in the air and get sucked in:.
by angelrider April 24, 2006
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Any spiked balloon-like animal, typically part of the Tetraodontidae family, including pufferfish, blowfish, and sugar toads.
I was out snorkeling when all of a sudden this Floomp blew up and almost poked me!
by Shadowca3 March 18, 2019
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An insult when directed toward someone, and, when said to no one in particular, a sign of extreme joy and/or anger.
Crintley Senjokel: "Floomp you, man!"
Zinkledonk Grewnickle: "Hey, that was uncalled for!"

Hoflample Regunda: "Floomp yeah! I did it!"

Crongilda Blovonket: "HOLY FLOOMP! That guy scared the floomp out of me!"
by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020
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