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Sheer, flawed logic. Follows no reasonable thought process.

Commonly used as an exclamation, "That's flogic!"
Don't sit on the floor and work, you'll get short sighted, it looks ugly.

That's Level 3 flogic!
by mymotherisalovelyperson February 11, 2011
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Flogic floj-ik
–noun

Mashup of the words Flawed and Logic.

Literally translates to "flawed logic."
Friend 1: Check out this stupid news headline, "Minnesota gay marriage ban 'will prevent world from ending.'"

Friend 2: That sounds absurd.

Friend 1: Guy in the article says "If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in ten years."

Friend 2: *Sarcastically* Well, it's hard to argue with that flogic. *Facepalm*
by cruelraspberry March 22, 2009
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noun; feminine logic, which is equivalent to flawed logic
"I can't go to the party tonight, because I've got a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon."

"You're using so much flogic right now ..."
by MumbleBear March 26, 2010
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Guy #1 ' Dude I think she totally digs me, I mean...sure, she's like, 5 years younger, but that means we can totally connect on a mental/emotional level that way.
Guy#2 ' Before or after they haul your statutory ass off to jail? .... nice flogic bro.'

Example 2 : Spongebob Squarepants
by Loflyinjett November 29, 2009
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