Someone who is disliked by a person or the public because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron.

Beat.

verb. To use Facebook as your blog, providing frequent content updates and fresh spider-bait (not really, but it sounded good), without actually having to put in the time and effort it takes to write a good blog.

noun. The Facebook profile, fan page, or other offering that serves as the lazy man's (or woman's) self-promotion.

Synonym of fuck. Often used as a substitute for "fuck" when someone is not in the proper environment to drop the "F-bomb."

Flog

A flying frog that wears a cape and that flys when you throw it off a building

Means your a fucking poof cunt and that no one likes you

An online log of all your various farting escapades throughout your life that you so choose to document for the world to observe.