The act of flossing your asshole with a sock.
My ass required a good flocking after a long night in Vegas.
by Riverabung July 09, 2014
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When someone with a flabby stomach is covering his own cock.
Its been years since you seen ur feet cuz of ur flock!!!
by Plackata June 12, 2011
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The act of ejaculating on a 100 dollar bill and slapping it on the face of a homeless person. Performed mainly in the northeastern part of the country but may have spread farther out. Documented in at least 8 states.
That smelly hobo totally got flock’d last night
by hoboinsearchofmoney March 24, 2011
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To fuck someone and then block them on Facebook afterwards.
Jennifer was really great in bed, but she got so crazy on me that I had to flock her.
by Nafoom April 27, 2015
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Abbreviation for "friend-lock." On livejournal, the act of locking a post so that only users you choose can read it.
"Aren't you worried about just anyone being able to read that rant about your boss?"

"Nah, I f-locked that post."
by beatricks December 08, 2008
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Flock is an internet browser that is mainly used for social sites such as Myspace, facebook , etc. Flock has some of mozilla firefox does, such as tabs, and some of the same internet features. Flock is better updated, however, and beats Internet at everything. With Flock you can open all of your favorites at once, without opening new tabs on your own and manually typing in URLS. Google flock downloads if you would like to try Flock. Flock saves names and accounts just like firefox and works faster and smoother than internet.
My internet was acting up, so my friend told me to download flock instead.
by xwatevx35 April 04, 2009
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a group of any people, places, or objects. It must consist of at least two. There must be a strong bond of trust with in the flock. Can also be used in the place of the f-word.
by deadbirdsflock June 29, 2014
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