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A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke
Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs
by D-O Double April 14, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.
Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.
by Dolemite Pimpalicious December 18, 2007
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A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.
Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!
by fidelisk July 20, 2011
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