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Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

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2nd most "amazing" word in the world
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.
She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.
by pjh September 10, 2003
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An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard
That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!
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