A blow job performed by Flo, the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

the opposite of a grumpy, when someone tosses your salad while your taking a piss

When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.

the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex

The act of giving a woman the equivalent of a "blow job"

when a girl has a period on partners face