Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
"Hey, check out Scotty"
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."
by Okogeman July 10, 2008
3
Bernard: You coming to Hooters for happy hour?
Larry: No, I can't. My wife wants me home at 6.
Bernard: You said you were goin' an hour ago! Nice flip flop. Get a sack.
Larry: No, I can't. My wife wants me home at 6.
Bernard: You said you were goin' an hour ago! Nice flip flop. Get a sack.
by Edapoe March 05, 2009
4
adjective: A phrase most commonly used to describe the fluid political positions of former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt Romney.
Gov. Romney has once again demonstrated another flip-flop on the issue of (fill with any political issue).
by Misha A. July 06, 2012
5
Sandals with only a strap in the front, which joins between the big toe and the one next to it. i dont know the names!
by Random April 06, 2004