Cell phone charger

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

to really, really, want a piece of gum; the urge is so intense it's all you can think about

Remote for TV. From a "Shoe" comic strip sometime in the 70's ???

A homosexual who purposefully dates a heterosexual to hides his/her homosexuality.

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.