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Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"
*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*
Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."
Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*
Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."
Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
by gigi paks December 22, 2010
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020