Someone who tries to show off all their name brand stuff even though more than half the things they are wearing are off-brand

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

A mystical creature that lives in the land of mathews. It lives off of protein and greek yogurt. In its spare time it enjoys working on the tumors in its arms. It has been known to download from Hungarian websites and play computer games.

Groovy kid approx 5 foot tall with various additional features. Sells himself.

jill mcdonald

A person who feels they have to outline the obvious or over explain things so they can take credit for 'thinking of it' even when the thing is so obvious that no-one else said it to avoid being patronising.