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A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
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The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. This is no ordinary tape. Its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks.
Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but it grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Its powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! It is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! It is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, it keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but it comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes.
“To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed his boat in half!” ~Phil Swift
by MeinKraft August 29, 2019
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The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape
“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself
by MoLeStMaN December 05, 2018
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Tape used for fixing boats sawed in half by Phil Swift.
"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, and repaired it with only Flex Tape."
by InkDictionary January 11, 2019
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the tape the fixes anything!
Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!
by Meme Describer September 03, 2019
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