A slang term for a large vagina as defined by a group of young males durring the 1990's on vancouver island, canada. Also known as a "meat ditch"
"dude, i went home with that chick from the bar and when i got into her panties she had a massive flesh trench bro."
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Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
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A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.
Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!
by Penguinsex January 03, 2016
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A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.
by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018
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When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.
That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !
by The Norx May 30, 2018
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A Vagina.

The flesh vice is the female internal sex organ that begins on the outside at the vice opening and extends about three to five inches inside, ending at the cervix/neck of the uterus.
Dude! I need to get me some tight flesh vice!

Dammn S***n B****tt loves fresh flesh vice!
by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009
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