A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks
Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit
by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020
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When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her
Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over
by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016
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A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all
Mallory is such a flem guzzler
by Nickelass August 29, 2008
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Getting lectured to death on the difference between strict and negligence liability.
The other day, Tommy totally gave me a Flem-J when he talked about Rylands"
by J. Calabresi December 03, 2008
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Flemming is that english teacher that can come off as an asian (chinese) although he is european af. Flemming is the school's biggest stoner, he is diagnost as a turtle mixed with squidward. Flemming likes to use the N word quite alot, but he never got the pass to do so.
all students: "we're having Flemming after PE" Karolina: "doesn't he look like a chinese? i really thing he is from chinese descent, i believe he is chinese." all students: "he is a super dane, he's like a viking.... where is the asian features
by brandon Thomas Lee (Bao) November 20, 2019
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Prime minister of great britain and mhs. Proud loyalist cock licker. Brother of Denver Charles.
Flemming are you alright?

Na mate I fucked up beckett is now the prime minister of mhs.

Tara lad
by Smeg cunt yee October 12, 2020
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