A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."
by LadyByrd September 21, 2010
by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020
The liquid some men seek from a woman's cunt. Just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the 'Flem'. Flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a cunt before and during sex.
Husband: "I am so fucking hungry get me something to eat".
Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*
Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*
by SamIsSoFair September 15, 2010
An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.
There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.
There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.
by buttfudger April 03, 2012
Flemming is the scandinavian term and spelling off. Fleming
Flemming also refers to a Danish bookseries about the teenager boy Flemming and his James Bond like life. Where he experience and solve domestic crimes.
In the late 60's the Danes named there boys Flemming..
So a lot off the boys actually is called a nickname or by their Lastname..
Flemming is the guy you can trust and he stands up for you..He will protect and help you without condition..but don't hurt him! He has a memory of an elephant
Flemming also refers to a Danish bookseries about the teenager boy Flemming and his James Bond like life. Where he experience and solve domestic crimes.
In the late 60's the Danes named there boys Flemming..
So a lot off the boys actually is called a nickname or by their Lastname..
Flemming is the guy you can trust and he stands up for you..He will protect and help you without condition..but don't hurt him! He has a memory of an elephant
by Flomme November 27, 2011
by D. Hine September 16, 2003
Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter June 04, 2011