The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.
"My girlfriends vaginal flatulence has caused a condition detrimental to my health and wellness."
by RLWIII March 09, 2014
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To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
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When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.
John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
by Phrixus October 07, 2009
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When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.
Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
by abscorpio2 October 13, 2010
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The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009
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Her orgasm was so intense it caused carnal flatulence
by satbandit February 05, 2010
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Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
by Evangee May 23, 2010
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