when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.
by palomar65 August 26, 2011
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When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
by TheWads December 26, 2009
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by Masta Dragon Red January 03, 2007
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When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
by Jtentoo13 July 23, 2010
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"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"
by dru dru June 29, 2005
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The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.
"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."
"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "
"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "
by Fish October 15, 2004
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