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What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.
She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.
by llama.com January 12, 2018
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A fat girl who miraculosly has a flate chest.

Flat- her chest
Bread- her obesity making her feel "soft", like bread.
Man, that bitch you got is a flatbread, she's fat with no titties.
by khades March 22, 2009
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A word an idiot who can't spell accidentally typed instead of 'Felt that'
"I'm failing school."
"Flatbread."
by SadHufflepuff January 12, 2021
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When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.
Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.
by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020
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Verb

a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.
Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie
by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020
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A kind of roast that is requested by the roastee, as a sort of punishment for doing something they REALLY shouldn't have done
Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, *tak*... That's so disgusting, you're so disgusting. Only a sick depraved person like you would want that.
Person 1: Fucking owie
by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020
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