In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.
"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."
by Coell May 12, 2005
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when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire
by Tin January 26, 2004
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Anything useless, pointless, or something making your job more complicated than it needs to be.
This chink on our basketball team is such a flat tire.
by Drew559 August 09, 2010
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A chunk of terd left around the toilet bowl after flushing.
That duece was so gross it didn't just leave skid marks, it left some flat tires!
by StalledOut October 01, 2006
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a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly
I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!
by hallucinog3n September 26, 2009
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The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.
Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood
by Masterboneme June 17, 2014
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For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.
by newsedition November 14, 2013
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