a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one
"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"
by tracy99887 December 09, 2007
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Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.
That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.
by Fred the nerd February 04, 2004
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Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.
I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.
by TheMasterOfBates April 16, 2011
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When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 10, 2014
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Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
You Have a flat tire.
by misterissues June 11, 2009
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When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.
Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.
by Sami45 December 25, 2020
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