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Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.
I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.
by TheMasterOfBates April 16, 2011
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Film, television, and radio programs which are ostensibly satirical but which really flatter the audience by ingratiatingly reinforcing all their prejudices.
Bob thinks the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funny, but they're just flattire. What a mindless follower.
by hughgyonson April 06, 2009
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When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014
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Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
You Have a flat tire.
by misterissues June 11, 2009
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In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.
The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.
by ASS-assin August 29, 2009
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When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.
That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!
by EdwardBerry November 25, 2007
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