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A flat ass woman a woman with no ass who seems to think they got an ass
Omg that girl tryin to shake dat flass
by Meygan April 11, 2006
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A contraction of the words "flaccid" and "ass".
Wayne inherited his mother's flass.

I looked up from rolling a joint and saw Catarina's flass flapping in the wind.
by KangDuc September 30, 2008
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When you're scratching your ass and find a stray hair, and as you pull it out you realize it's actually in your arsehole, like floss, but up your ass.
It was so embarASSing when I yanked that flass out during my threesome with Earl and Lorlene.
by Millergirl601 November 29, 2006
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obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.
Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.

Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.
by nickred September 15, 2008
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