Urban Dictionary: Flashlight

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A very complex tool used to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark. You push down on a beautiful black circle to activate your weapon. Once you press the button, a light will come on, scaring all the creepy creatures away!

My brother was lurking in my room. I got scared, so I turned on my flashlight to scare him away.

by OofBanana October 29, 2018

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005

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flashlight

When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.

My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.

by Andrew Malfe August 06, 2007

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Flashlights

A slang term for "breasts", derived from the act of flashing, often practiced by women.

Katie: Your flashlights are underdeveloped.
Shelley: Gee, Thanks.

by Shalleigh February 02, 2010

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flashlight

A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.

The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.

by dempire August 18, 2006

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flashlight

A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.

Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody

by dadathemagic March 23, 2004

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