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A theoretical compound made from carbonated blubber. Incredibly radioactive, with more possible uses than graphene. However, weaker and greener than graphene.
The reactor produced Flard.
by Not Me4502 February 28, 2015
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.
by Flard lover December 25, 2008
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(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.
I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.
by admon April 26, 2006
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A lazier way to type flattard when embroiled in a flame war with a flat-earther.
"You goddamn flards are full of shite! Show me the dome! Show me the dome asshole!"
by Louis the bastard March 07, 2018
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a term used when one is dissatisfied at something or someone

Also a term used to convey general annoyance
"oh Flard","Flard I forgot to wash the car"
by mentaldood February 14, 2006
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