A variation to 'facebook', however instead of putting on a picture of your face, put on a picture of your fanny (for you americans out there thats your minge, not your ass) and see how many 'friends' you get and how often you get 'poked' ;-)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.