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When an elderly woman has such a plump, round, juicy, fat ass that she cannot perform basic actions with her lower body without producing a loud, ear piericing clapping sound.
"Me and your Nan's juicy, Flappy Clappy made sweet children last night." I say to you
by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When an elderly female has a plump, round and juicy dumpy and cannot perform basic actions without producing a loud clapping sound.
"Me and your nan's Flappy Clappy made sweet babies last night" I say to you.
by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021
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