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To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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