Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by Docto January 31, 2014
A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.
by XxxPrettyOddxxX February 14, 2014
by bEAR March 1, 2014
Piece of shit game that fucking got fucking pulled of the fucking market on the fucking phone because the creator, Satan, got too many death threats because of this stupid fucking flappy piece of flappy shit. He has no legs and is just a fucking legless fucking piece of shit who is addicted to pipes. There are far too many remakes of this game.
Mick "yo bitch you got that bitchy bitch ass game flappy bird, I hate it bitch."
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"
by derpymcconquerer March 11, 2014
Flappy bird is a game where you make a little bird fly in between pipes by tapping the screen of your touch screen device but if he touches one he will fall to the floor and you will lose. There are no levels and just points. If you do not beat your high score you have to have a VERY strong willpower to not play over and over again for hours until you beat your score. If it is very late at night or early in the morning you will then go to sleep and repeat the whole process again in the morning or whenever you are free from work/school/college and if it is not night time and you have nothing you really need to do it is very likely that this game could fill your entire day. The game looks very simple and easy but is in fact very hard and frustrating!! D: but because it is so addicting you just CAN NOT STOP! If you have downloaded flappy bird and you are not in the 1% minority of those magical people who can fight the flappy bird addiction then you must accept that this game is now a part of your life and you are likely to spend no less than half an hour daily playing in it. Good luck in your flappy bird adventures :)
Lilly was playing flappy bird when she scored 19. One lower than her highest score. She screamed 'Oh my god! I hate my life! What is the point in existing?!' Before bursting into tears and playing for another 3 hours.
by Just a simple 18 year old February 4, 2014
by Eynak January 28, 2014
a game app created by satan himself
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
flappy bird is a fatass
by dsjksfnjknvpoop February 5, 2014