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Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.
Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!
by TheJMM March 22, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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