Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
me: couldnt she be bothered to drive?
you: dont know, she just flapped it;
he was going to fight with next man down the pub, but flapped it and ran off;
you: dont know, she just flapped it;
he was going to fight with next man down the pub, but flapped it and ran off;
by Majic Mayhem July 21, 2006
3
When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.
Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.
Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.
Example 1:
Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"
Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"
Example 2:
Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"
Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"
Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"
Example 2:
Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"
by FlappedJoint March 03, 2012