Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"
2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"
- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
-"ROFL"
2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"
- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
by thatoneguywhosaysstuff February 23, 2011
A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.
by Holycrapthisisawesome June 20, 2007
1. Shear extreme surprise.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
by Mirthmanx December 15, 2010
*group enters hot tub*
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
by OTJdog March 26, 2017
by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007
1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.
by 1911a1 July 06, 2006
by UberCyberBeast July 10, 2008