the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.
by Bryan Wulff December 11, 2005
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The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.
A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.
by lwog January 25, 2015
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A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.
"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"
by Occult Aura December 29, 2009
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soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing
"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"
by floppyfish102 September 27, 2017
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Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.
Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.
by Flannelexpert July 22, 2009
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mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly
a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel
by cribbins May 31, 2012
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A word commonly used for towel in English speaking European countries.
He got up in the morning and washed his face with a small flannel.
by pastelsam May 11, 2015
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